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		<description><![CDATA[You are BILDblog Love picture blog readers, We now know all about you! (So ​​not really anything, but significantly more than it was our big &#34;picture blog reader survey&#34; that we in 2007, together with the communication scientists from the University of Bamberg conducted have autumn here.) And now we at least know: You&#39;re mostly [...]]]></description>
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<p> Love picture blog readers, </p>
<p> We now know all about you! (So ​​not really anything, but significantly <em>more</em> than it was our big &quot;picture blog reader survey&quot; that we in 2007, together with the communication scientists from the University of Bamberg conducted have autumn here.) And now we at least know: You&#39;re mostly not women, younger than 40 years, formed and more than three hours a day online. One in five of you comes from NRW, many from Bavaria and Baden-Wuerttemberg. But we read (of course only few) of you in China, Burkina Faso, Israel and everywhere else in the world. Since you have told your friends and family about your photo blog or a link you discovered the internet, you already look a day over a year at least once over for us &#8211; and recommends us more diligent. Approximately one in five has kindly sent ever seen a &quot;relevant information&quot;. In addition, you talk to others about us and what &quot;image&quot; makes everything wrong &#8211; even if just one in three reads of you at all, &quot;image&quot; and Bild.de (and even that only rarely). And almost one in two is to speak also to the entire Axel Springer AG is not good. <span id="more-12"></span></p>
<p> Fortunately, your photo blog by a majority-date, understandable, informative, persuasive and entertaining, rather too short than too long and sometimes petty. That we are &quot;ultimately no better than the Bild newspaper&quot; were, fortunately, is hardly anyone. Advertising on your blog picture is not only okay, it may dwell even your not even bad if it were a bit more &#8211; mainly to finance as long as we buy from the proceeds of any sleek convertibles, but our work. </p>
<p> You think not because our work can actually help to improve the quality of &quot;Bild&quot;-Zeitung. But that picture blog a critical awareness of the quality of journalism in general and in relation to &quot;image&quot; in particular evokes that you think so. Any one of you has apparently even separated from his girlfriend, &quot;because they are still &#39;image&#39; read &#39;. </p>
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<li> <b>A full evaluation of visual blog survey as PDF</b> </li>
<li> <b>Small result-Slide Show by Jan Schmidt</b> </li>
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<p> By the way, you have the colleagues from the University of Bamberg really surprised: Even 15 minutes after the start was our questionnaire was nearly 200 times, according to the first nine hours about 5,500 times and a total of 19 666 times considerable completed. This makes the results still not representative, but instructive. </p>
<p> Oh yes, our beautiful simple WAP version for mobile phones is you really care, unfortunately. Read her blog better picture on the computer, right? And if we answer emails from you, you are satisfied, if not (as too often happens), not at all. We&#39;re working on, I promise! </p>
<p> <em>With great thanks to Florian Mayer, and L. Gabriele Mehling, John Raabe, Kristina Wied, Tom Binder, Oda Riehmer and Jan Schmidt! And of course we thank you for the drawings Beetlebum.</em> </p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old products repackaged Such as &#34;image&#34; is increasingly gaining influence on what the seller is in Germany (May 2005) The year has started well for the car manufacturer Seat. In January and February, the VW subsidiary recorded year on year three times in orders for its small car in Ibiza, Seat Germany announced in March. [...]]]></description>
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<p> <strong>Such as &quot;image&quot; is increasingly gaining influence on what the seller is in Germany</strong> </p>
<p> (May 2005) The year has started well for the car manufacturer Seat. In January and February, the VW subsidiary recorded year on year three times in orders for its small car in Ibiza, Seat Germany announced in March. That the model was suddenly so popular, was not about the fact that the somewhat aged &quot;Ibiza&quot; is offered with exclusive extras or advertised with a particularly snappy campaign &#8211; but especially in cooperating with the &quot;Bild&quot;-Zeitung. Two months offered the special model Seat Ibiza Sport Edition &quot;as&quot; people&#39;s Seat &quot;on. &quot;Image&quot; and campaigned vigorously Bild.T-Online for the action &#8211; and apparently achieved the desired result. <span id="more-11"></span></p>
<p> Long been used &quot;picture&quot; your name is no longer just for magazine offshoots like &quot;computer screen, or audio-video-photo-image.&quot; With the &quot;people&quot; products will sell the tabloid of the dishwasher about the toothbrush to the blanket now all sorts of commodities. </p>
<p> <font color="#808080"><strong>Known throughout Germany</strong></font> </p>
<p> Produced &quot;image&quot; of course not the newspaper itself, more precisely, the Internet offshoot Bild.T-Online cooperates only with the manufacturers of products you can buy a rule without &quot;people&quot; label to the long trade . The companies benefit from the &quot;picture&quot; their &quot;people&#39;s&quot; product within a very short time makes known throughout Germany. According good to sell many of the goods offered. </p>
<p> It all started with the popular PC in September 2002. The chain brought Plus &quot;image&quot; a PC in the stores, the easy to use by each user and should be affordable for everyone. The operation went so well that it was decided to continue it. There are now over 25 &quot;popular&quot; products. Partners were or are companies such as Seat, Open Source, Deichmann, Talkline and German bank. Bild.T-sold online include the manufacturers advertising &quot;packages&quot; being prominently online contributions to Bild.de, special supplements in the print edition as well as ads in the &quot;Picture&quot; and &quot;Bild am Sonntag newspaper. As an eye-catching celebrities promote the offers (sometimes even without their knowledge). The collaborations make Bild.T-Online now from 30 percent to 40 percent of turnover was reported to Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung in December 2004 about 30 million €. </p>
<p> <font color="#808080"><strong>No &quot;Stiftung Warentest&quot;</strong></font> </p>
<p> In principle, against such a marketing strategy objections. Not only &quot;picture&quot;, but also many other newspapers had in recent years to consider how they would finance the future. In the media crisis publishers the revenue were broken off, they achieved so far with classified ads and advertising bookings. </p>
<p> The problem is that the &quot;people&#39;s&quot; products are easily misunderstood as an endorsement of the &quot;Bild&quot;-editors can. The &quot;people&#39;s washing machine&quot; has properly washing power in the Drum &quot;and many&quot; tricks &quot;they&quot; is the dirt properly &quot;simply is&quot; on the collar class. &quot; not the &quot;People&#39;s Bike&quot; &quot;rusts (&#8230;), it is safe (&#8230;) and has some nice extras,&quot; &quot;the light is bright&quot; and &quot;with the active brake system (ABS), you need less power to the brakes.&quot; This is what Bild.de. </p>
<p> The purely promotional items are now correctly but as &quot;advertisement&quot; tag, but still suggest that there is a special bargain or a unique quality product that the editors might appreciate in particular. </p>
<p> <font color="#808080"><strong>Worse than the basic version</strong></font> </p>
<p> This need not always be the case. Hanno P. Knight of the online portal called the Autokiste.de recently of &quot;image&quot; and Blaupunkt offered &quot;people-Navi&quot; as an example: &quot;The advertised product has been worse than his underlying basic version, such as missing a tach connection.&quot; In the description of Blaupunkt has been pointed out, this would not be necessary. This is true. Ritter says, but &quot;would have been correct. A tachometer connection is not possible for this device&quot; In addition, the base unit has been better with speed connection in the trade is already for the same price as the &quot;people-Navi&quot; is offered. </p>
<p> Not everything that is being promoted aggressively as a bargain is automatically one. The &quot;people&quot; products strategy is still successful because it builds trust &#8211; the trust of readers in Bild, a newspaper that constantly claims to be fighting for the little guy. Why should we not trust their recommendations? Whether customers are satisfied with your purchase, must be &quot;image&quot; not only of interest once more. The thing is done, once the customer has ordered the product &#8211; unless complaints are piling up and your name could be damaged. Thus, the passing not only would all the products tested intensively and by external experts assessed before they are advertised, according to Bild.T-Online. (Here&#39;s an interesting counter-example.) </p>
<p> <strong><font color="#808080">Doubtful brand power</font></strong> </p>
<p> Consumers can often be difficult to verify whether the goods offered are really as favorable as the &quot;people&#39;s&quot; advertisements suggest &#8211; at least if it is about products with several functions that are not so easy to overlook. It may be that one or the other offer is actually a few € cheaper than in retail. </p>
<p> More important, however, is that &quot;image&quot; not only influences on what worthy of discussion in politics and society appears, but with increasing success of the &quot;people&quot; products also which of the goods which the manufacturer, the seller of tomorrow &#8211; whether washing machine , bicycle or computer. Whether such a mark might actually be in the interests of producers and consumers in the long term use? </p>
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<th> Date </th>
<th> Product </th>
<th> Partners </th>
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<td> September 2002 </td>
<td> Volks-PC </td>
<td> Plus </td>
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<tr class='alternate'>
<td> November 2002 </td>
<td> Volks-Notebook </td>
<td> Plus </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> December 2002 </td>
<td> Volks-PC </td>
<td> Plus </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> February 2003 </td>
<td> Volks-PC </td>
<td> Plus </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> April 2003 </td>
<td> Volks-Notebook </td>
<td> Plus </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> May 2003 </td>
<td> Population Dishwasher </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> June 2003 </td>
<td> People&#39;s camera </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> September 2003 </td>
<td> Coffee Vol (l) ks automatic </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> September 2003 </td>
<td> Volks-PC </td>
<td> Plus </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> November 2003 </td>
<td> Volks-Notebook </td>
<td> Plus </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> November 2003 </td>
<td> Volks-decoder </td>
<td> More TV </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> November 2003 </td>
<td> Population Navigator </td>
<td> T-Mobile </td>
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<tr>
<td> December 2003 </td>
<td> Volks-PC </td>
<td> Plus </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> March 2004 </td>
<td> Volks-Notebook </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> March 2004 </td>
<td> Popular LCD TVs </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
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<tr class='alternate'>
<td> April 2004 </td>
<td> Volks-DVD recorders </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
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<tr>
<td> May 2004 </td>
<td> Volks-Bike </td>
<td> Otto </td>
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<tr class='alternate'>
<td> May 2004 </td>
<td> People&#39;s camera </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> June 2004 </td>
<td> People&#39;s Cell Phone </td>
<td> Talk Line </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> June 2004 </td>
<td> National shoe </td>
<td> Otto </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> July 2004 </td>
<td> Volkswagen Photo Printer </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> July 2004 </td>
<td> Volks-Notebook </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> August 2004 </td>
<td> People&#39;s Television </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> August 2004 </td>
<td> Volks-PC </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> August 2004 </td>
<td> People&#39;s savings account </td>
<td> Diba </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> September 2004 </td>
<td> People&#39;s mattress </td>
<td> Otto </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> September 2004 </td>
<td> People&#39;s toothbrush </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> October 2004 </td>
<td> Volks-Notebook </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> October 2004 </td>
<td> Population Fund </td>
<td> DWS </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> November 2004 </td>
<td> National coach </td>
<td> Otto </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> November 2004 </td>
<td> People&#39;s camera </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> December 2004 </td>
<td> People&#39;s Recorder </td>
<td> Media-Markt </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> January 2005 </td>
<td> Volkswagen Seat </td>
<td> Seat </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> February 2005 </td>
<td> National saving rate </td>
<td> German Bank </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> February 2005 </td>
<td> People&#39;s Cell Phone </td>
<td> Talk Line </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> March 2005 </td>
<td> People&#39;s Running Shoe </td>
<td> Deichmann </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> April 2005 </td>
<td> People&#39;s bed </td>
<td> Source </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> April 2005 </td>
<td> People&#39;s Credit </td>
<td> Credit Plus </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> April 2005 </td>
<td> Volkswagen Navigation </td>
<td> Blaupunkt </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> May 2005 </td>
<td> Volks-Bike </td>
<td> Source </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> May 2005 </td>
<td> Volkswagen Washer </td>
<td> Source </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> May 2005 </td>
<td> Population rate </td>
<td> Payback / Vodafone </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> May 2005 </td>
<td> Volks-purchase savings </td>
<td> BHW </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> May 2005 </td>
<td> Volkswagen Caddy </td>
<td> VW </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> June 2005 </td>
<td> Volks-Notebook </td>
<td> Fujitsu-Siemens </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> June 2005 </td>
<td> Volkswagen Seat </td>
<td> Seat </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> June 2005 </td>
<td> People&#39;s camera </td>
<td> Panasonic </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> June 2005 </td>
<td> People&#39;s freezer </td>
<td> Source </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> August 2005 </td>
<td> People&#39;s Credit </td>
<td> Credit Plus </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> September 2005 </td>
<td> People&#39;s pension </td>
<td> Dresdner / Allianz </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> September 2005 </td>
<td> Volkswagen Bus </td>
<td> Volkswagen </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> September 2005 </td>
<td> Volks Burger </td>
<td> Burger King </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> October 2005 </td>
<td> People&#39;s Cell Phone </td>
<td> Talk Line </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> October 2005 </td>
<td> Volks-Notebook </td>
<td> Fujitsu-Siemens </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> November 2005 </td>
<td> Population Fund </td>
<td> Union Investment </td>
</tr>
<tr class='alternate'>
<td> February 2006 </td>
<td> People&#39;s Tigra </td>
<td> Opel </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> March 2006 </td>
<td> People&#39;s Cell Phone </td>
<td> Talk Line </td>
</tr>
<tr class="alternate">
<td> April 2006 </td>
<td> People&#39;s Running Shoe </td>
<td> Deichmann </td>
</tr>
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<p> What is missing? Mail. </p>
<p> Out of competition: the People&#39;s Bible (October 2004 Publisher direct cooperation with the world, re-issued as &quot;Gold Bible&quot; in December 2005). </p>
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<p> <b>In the &quot;Bild&quot;-editors are constantly producing new words: self-adhesive labels for the small sights and the great curse. Almost every day there are more. An incomplete collection of cute and inhuman, of playing down to hasty judgments.</b> Note Since the relaunch of Bild.de early 2006, unfortunately, some external links in the dictionary no longer the goal. <span id="more-9"></span></p>
<blockquote><p> <b>ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU VWXYZ</b> </p></blockquote>
<p> <b>Deportation girl</b> underage female person, an exit-prompt was delivered. </p>
<p> <b>Indication of age,</b> estimated, assumed or runaway value that the possible age of a person to illustrate. </p>
<p> <b>AIDS-man, uncanny:</b> male person of African origin, the number of HIV infected women has knowingly. </p>
<p> <b>AIDS Playboy:</b> male person who has several women infected with HIV knowingly. </p>
<p> <b>Amy Wine House:</b> Amy Winehouse. </p>
<p> <b>anonymous phone message:</b> SMS, the sender know the recipient to believe. </p>
<p> <b>Cinderella Judge:</b> Judges in their robes. </p>
<p><blink></blink> <b>Atom Heart Condition:</b> Greenpeace activists, nuclear power is removed from staring. </p>
<p> <b>Stripping Bear:</b> Spectacled Juan from the Berlin Zoo (→ <em>escape monkey).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Baby Proof:</b> photo of Heidi Klum with her ​​four-day-old child. </p>
<p> <b>Bath woman</b> in the bathtub of their apartment SEC officials with a drug dealer is confused waitress phone users. </p>
<p> <b>Bar Football:</b> TV broadcasting in the &quot;crushing&quot; format 16:9. </p>
<p> <b>Balcony Monster (also: balcony rapist).</b> Man who steps in women in order to pass on to them sexually. </p>
<p> <b>Belly-secret</b> operation scar Uwe Ochsenknecht wife Natasha. </p>
<p> <b>Leg-from Professor:</b> Lecturer at the University of Applied Sciences in Dessau, the inflammation in a Costa Rican hospital right leg amputated on the occasion, whose left leg detail &quot;Central German newspaper&quot; in a German hospital could be saved after the but. (See → <em>ear-from-dog)</em> </p>
<p> <b>Baby-Benz:</b> Luca-Timon Schrempp. </p>
<p> <b>Petrol rage:</b> Dissatisfaction over the height of the gasoline price. </p>
<p> <b>Berlinackte that: 1)</b> By devised nickname for the actress Bai Ling, who during the 2004 Berlinale thrifty clothes noticed. <b>(2)</b> was due <b>(&quot;Picture&quot;</b> designation for women who anything bare breasts and we were in Berlin and with or just naked were in town. </p>
<p> <b>Beast, fat:</b> obese defendant. </p>
<p> <b>Concrete Dam:</b> → special case of the <em>death-mother.</em> </p>
<p> <b>Bin Laden Deputy:</b> Abu Musab al Zarqawi. </p>
<p> <b>Blood rally, perverse:</b> ride with a passenger car over a sheep pasture, which is about six animals to death come on. </p>
<p> <b>Incest-Children:</b> descendants of two first-degree relative (→ <em>incest pair).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Blood-wealth: the legacy</b> of a man who ran amok. </p>
<p> <b>Buoys:</b> → <em>Dutton;</em> → <em>horns.</em> </p>
<p> <b>Boller-breasts:</b> breasts of Pamela Anderson. </p>
<p> <b>Specker Boris:</b> Boris Becker, photographed by paparazzi disadvantageous. </p>
<p> <b>Bridge Devil&#39;s widower:</b> Husband of → <em>chump-sacrifice.</em> </p>
<p> <b>Truckers Killer:</b> truck driver, the multiple murders are down to load. </p>
<p> <b>Breast-from murder</b> homicide victims&#39; mutilated perverse &quot;should have been at the of. </p>
<p> <b>Bust alert:</b> More pictures of scantily clad women (→ <em>Popo-alarm).</em> </p>
<p> <b><em>Breast-Balla</em> rina:</b> Ballet dancer with a basket size 75 H. </p>
<p> <b>Breast-beggars,</b> women who donate for breast surgeries ask for. </p>
<p> <b>Breast Flash Alarm:</b> Short-term view of secondary sexual characteristics of female celebrities (→ Nipple Alarm) </p>
<p> <b>Breast-maker widow</b> woman with surgically enlarged breasts and died rich husband, against the designation → <em>Breast widow</em> is fighting back. </p>
<p> <b>Breast-war</b> dispute between two women over a man. </p>
<p> <b>Breast-widow</b> woman with surgically enlarged breasts and died rich husband. </p>
<p> <b>China-slaves</b> illegally smuggled Chinese. </p>
<p> <b>after:</b> before (→ <em>before)</em> </p>
<p> <b>Danny DeCitro:</b> Danny DeVito, if he sells lemon liqueur. </p>
<p> <b>Gaga David Hoff:</b> David Hasselhoff as a victim of Internet sarcasm. </p>
<p> <b>before:</b> after (→ <em>thereafter)</em> </p>
<p> <b>Deutürken:</b> Turks with Germany as a second home. </p>
<p> <b>Deutürk flag:</b> black, red and gold flag with a crescent and star. </p>
<p> Takeaway <b>possessed-have-Killer:</b> potential / r serial killer victims, the minority (2 9) in a work or a Doner Kebab Takeaway <b>Kebab.</b> </p>
<p> <b>Double-nude triumph:</b> two women, the &quot;Playboy&quot; contest were successful in one, come from the same city. </p>
<p><blink></blink> <b>3D-Pope:</b> Film director James Cameron, whose successful film &quot;Avatar&quot; was shot in 3D. </p>
<p> <b>Drug-attack on the school playground</b> pun (cornet / hashish bag) on television at the expense of a mother. </p>
<p> <b>Dutton:</b> breasts of the singer Courtney Love (→ <em>horns, bells</em> → <em>foam).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Ice Baby:</b> child death in the freezer is kept for his (→ <em>ice-parents).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Ice-parent:</b> couple whose child together (→ <em>Ice Baby)</em> Death in the freezer is kept to its. </p>
<p> <b>Ice-Hall:</b> handball hall in Sousse, Tunisia. </p>
<p> <b>Ice girl</b> child in intensive care after it was broken into a frozen lake in. </p>
<p> <b>Ice mother,</b> Woman, that of their children after his death in a freezer kept one. </p>
<p> <b>Ice-father</b> man whose wife their child after his death kept in the freezer. </p>
<p> <b>Energy rip-off:</b> Power utilities, which have increased prices. </p>
<p> <b>Angel with the Eisaugen who:</b> American student, the roommate should have killed her in Italy. </p>
<p> <b>reveal: (1)</b> say anything, <b>(2)</b> something known to take up long delay. </p>
<p> <b>Erb-Penner:</b> homeless, the father has a house inherited from his. </p>
<p> <b>Peanut Comet:</b> asteroid, whose shape is reminiscent of a peanut. </p>
<p> <b>Exclusive:</b> co-written during a press conference. </p>
<p> <b>Fesselsex-Advocate</b> son of → <em>Fesselsex-grandmother.</em> </p>
<p> <b>Fesselsex-grandmother:</b> Mother of the → <em>Fesselsex-lawyer.</em> </p>
<p> <b>Fly Girl:</b> Ethiopian girl who has no money for washing water and therefore attracts flies (→ <em>tears boy).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Escape Monkey:</b> Gorilla Bokito from the Berlin Zoo (→ <em>stripping bear).</em> </p>
<p> <b>consequences defendant:</b> Defendant, whose career and reputation by a criminal, at the end he was acquitted, is destroyed. </p>
<p> <b>Fremdgeh weather:</b> sunshine and summer temperatures. </p>
<p> <b>Foreign kiss</b> (also <b>foreign smooch):</b> Welcome Bussi in the presence of paparazzi. </p>
<p> <b>All of Germany:</b> the &quot;Bild&quot;-editors (in phrases such as all-Germany talks about &#8230;&quot;, &quot;All of Germany discusses &#8230;&quot;,&quot; All of Germany is puzzled &#8230;&quot;). </p>
<p> <b>Gasnosse:</b> Gerhard Schröder, the end of his chancellorship, an adviser to a Russian gas company was. </p>
<p> <b>secret: (1)</b> of the &quot;Bild&quot;-Zeitung has only recently known, <b>(2)</b> of the &quot;Bild&quot; newspaper and its readers have long known, <b>(3)</b> world long been known <b>(4)</b> something to do with Hitler; <b>(5)</b> public, <b>(6) is</b> false, <b>(7)</b> public and of &quot;image&quot; forged; <b>(8)</b> of &quot;image&quot; to not understood today; <b>(9)</b> of &quot;image&quot; copied from other newspapers; <b>10)</b> private (see also → <em>secretly).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Certainty, sad:</b> fear evil. </p>
<p> <b>Bald-Gau:</b> autograph shaving the hair in a besieged by paparazzi hairdressing. </p>
<p> <b>Bald-Killer:</b> man with short hair and balding, is accused of manslaughter due. </p>
<p> <b>Glug-glug-way war&#39;n-it-float:</b> float of the German Swimming Federation, the games not the Olympic medal expectations of the &quot;Bild&quot;-Zeitung meet at. </p>
<p> <b>Google-Killer:</b> convicted for murder, indeed the internet has researched his front. </p>
<p> <b>Grand Prix Porno:</b> private video with pornographic material, composed of the later Croatian participant of the Eurovision Song Contest 2006 €, the &quot;two years ago caused a stir already. </p>
<p> <b>Cheshire-Killer:</b> alleged murderer of the police mug shot released one that shows him laughing. </p>
<p> <b>Grinsi-Klinsi:</b> Jürgen Klinsmann, smiling. </p>
<p> <b>Grusiker:</b> Marilyn Manson. </p>
<p> <b>Gyros Bomber:</b> Greek football player. </p>
<p> <b>Hamster Dödel:</b> smaller than average penis (→ Mini-Enrique). </p>
<p> <b>Hash Bomber:</b> Ebi Smolarek (several years after-use of the European Football Union once had been blocked for three months because of hashish 2002). </p>
<p> <b>secretly,</b> without the &quot;Image&quot; invite (see also → <em>secret).</em> </p>
<p> <b>&quot;Hinkefering, Franz:</b> Vice-Chancellor Muentefering (SPD) with a torn ligament. </p>
<p> <b>Hitler Putsch:</b> coup attempt, which is not the &quot;Hitler-Putsch &#39;concerns. </p>
<p> <b>High-rise baby, dead:</b> toddler who intentionally induced fall from a 21-story building did not survive the apparently. </p>
<p> <b>Holocaust beast:</b> Adolf Eichmann, Nazi war criminals. </p>
<p> <b>Chump victims:</b> women, part of the highway bridge thrown a block of wood was killed by. </p>
<p> <b>Horror-parent:</b> parents, that his daughter is accused of murder due. </p>
<p> <b>Hunger Dog:</b> abzumagernde mixed breed dog, which should fit in your carry-on air travel. </p>
<p> <b>HunSticker, Michelle:</b> Michelle Hunziker presenter as a free sticker motif of the Springer journal &quot;TV Digital&quot;. </p>
<p> <b>Horn:</b> Female breasts (&quot;A clear view of the horn&quot; → <em>nipple alarm).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Son of a bitch:</b> a child of a prostitute. </p>
<p> <b>Hedgehog-girl:</b> 21-year-old woman who wanted to save hedgehogs from the street while a fatal accident. </p>
<p> <b>Incest pair:</b> relatives, the 173 of the Criminal Code sexual intercourse between relatives have taken place in accordance with §. → <em>incest brother, incest-father</em> →. </p>
<p> <b>Incest monster:</b> man who for 24 years in the cellar and locked up with her ​​many children fathered her will have to against his daughter. </p>
<p> <b>Iraq:</b> Iran. </p>
<p> <b>&quot;Madwoman of Tehran&quot; who:</b> Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iranian President. </p>
<p> <b>Millennium Pope</b> Karol Józef Wojtyla (1920 &#8211; 2005 from 1978 &#8211; 2005 John Paul II as head of the Catholic Church) </p>
<p> <b>Jammer-book:</b> Magnus Gäfgen, &quot;Alone with God &#8211; the way back,&quot; Atlantic Milenium Press 2005, 215 p. </p>
<p> <b>now: the</b> period of between one, three, five and 22 years is rough. </p>
<p> <b>Cage bonds:</b> co-defendants. </p>
<p> <b>Kaiser-Heli</b> Helicopters Agusta A109. </p>
<p> <b>Karne cool, the:</b> elation at the carnival. </p>
<p> <b>Cheese-chick:</b> Dutch. </p>
<p> <b>Kaes Moss:</b> Kate Moss, Pete Doherty after the cast is to have a cheese sandwich with. </p>
<p> <b>Kate Singleton Kate</b> Middleton, (ex-) girlfriend of Prince William. </p>
<p> <b>Cat Power:</b> From waste derived diesel fuel. </p>
<p> <b>Killer diseases:</b> stroke. </p>
<p> <b>Killer student</b> <em>(pl.):</em> 17-year-old adolescents who have killed a couple. </p>
<p> <b>King bang:</b> Miroslav Klose. </p>
<p> <b>Folding-retired 92-year-old,</b> &quot;totgequetscht&quot; from a truck was. </p>
<p> <b>Klau-chance, no:</b> controversial Olympic gold medals for German participants. </p>
<p> <b>Climate hypocrites:</b> Sigmar Gabriel. </p>
<p> <b>Klümchen:</b> Leni Klum (daughter of Heidi Klum). </p>
<p> <b>Klümchen No. 2:</b> Henry Guenther Ademola Dashtu Samuel Klum (son of Heidi Klum) (→ Klümchen). </p>
<p> <b>Klum-ball:</b> belly of the pregnant Heidi Klum. </p>
<p> <b>Klum:</b> Heidi Klum&#39;s vague act of happiness. </p>
<p> <b>Riot Bear:</b> brown bear on German soil. </p>
<p> <b>Cancer Boy: (1)</b> children suffering from cancer that occurred in Mexico died. <b>(2)</b> young people healed from cancer, in the Michael Jackson trial as prosecutor and witness. </p>
<p> <b>Cancer girl&#39;s</b> cancer minors whose fate &quot;image&quot; for a time reported. </p>
<p> <b>Cuckoo&#39;s father</b> (also called <b>&quot;Pay-Papa&quot;):</b> man who paid maintenance for a child, he has not begotten. </p>
<p> <b>Kiss girl</b> alleged girlfriend of Tom Kaulitz. </p>
<p> <b>Kiss accident:</b> public kiss. </p>
<p> <b>Kurti</b> (or <b>&quot;wrinkled Kurti):</b> Kurt Russell&#39;s penis. </p>
<p> <b>Kurvikova:</b> the former professional tennis player Anna Kournikova as she has &quot;ultra-feminine,&quot; and was &quot;beautiful curves&quot; had. </p>
<p> <b>Corpse Professor</b> (also <b>dead-man):</b> the controversial anatomist Gunther von Hagens, a visiting professor at New York University (USA), Visiting Professor at the Dalian Medical University (China), and Honorary Professor at the Bishkek State Medical Academy (Kyrgyzstan). </p>
<p> <b>Love Depp, Germany&#39;s largest:</b> Man in Mallorca a woman who learns she is not asking for the name and telephone number and then on &quot;Picture&quot; addresses. </p>
<p> <b>Love monster tattooed:</b> adult man, possibly some time in an intimate relationship with a minor was living one. </p>
<p> <b>Luder Alarm: The</b> &quot;image&quot; mostly from → <em>Luder-relapse</em> triggered by can simultaneously → → <em>nipple</em> or <em>breast flash alarm</em> to <em>alert</em> occur. </p>
<p> <b>Luder-relapse: repeated</b> permissive behavior of a most prominent female person. Often characterized by → → <em>nipple</em> or <em>breast flash alarm alarm.</em> </p>
<p> <b>Lying politicians:</b> politicians, the false affidavits submitted has several proven. </p>
<p> <b>Muzzle Rating:</b> decision of the European Court of Human Rights for publishing paparazzi photos. </p>
<p> <b>Mini-Enrique:</b> smaller than average penis (→ <em>Hamster Dödel).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Mini-Models:</b> Breasts of Kate Moss. </p>
<p> <b>Murder tab:</b> the Janjaweed (Arab militia on horseback), which <em>tears</em> → <em>boy</em> escaped. </p>
<p> <b>Waste children:</b> children, of which &quot;image&quot; claimed to be neglected. </p>
<p> <b>: Recalculate</b> Online calculations of others (sometimes without a source) over it. </p>
<p> <b>Naked-girlfriend:</b> striptease dancer whose career a murder-no role in the process. </p>
<p> <b>Nude Author:</b> nude photographer with Stalker inclination (not to be confused with &quot;Nude Photo&quot;). </p>
<p> <b>Nude artist:</b> painter of nudes. </p>
<p> <b>Naked-Test:</b> Dutch DVD that foreigners their immigration destination information, Agency. </p>
<p> <b>Nude accident:</b> TV appearance of the singer Kylie Minogue in a short slit skirt that probably few seconds to see her skin-colored slip was at. </p>
<p> <b>Nude daughter</b> young woman with a prominent father, the &quot;image&quot; month long repeated several topless photos of showed. </p>
<p> <b>Naked-censorship: 1)</b> consideration of the Greek EU Commissioner Anna Diamantopoulou social, mapping so-called &quot;one-girl&quot; to Europe. Prohibit page <b>((2)</b> decision, a TV movie without an unnecessary nude scene show. </p>
<p> <b>Scar-man</b> (also <b>scars singer):</b> the ill lupus erythematosus in Henry Olusegun Olumide Adelo singer Seal Samuel (called Seal). </p>
<p> <b>Nipple Alert:</b> Short-term view of secondary sexual character of prominent women (&quot;Clear view of the <em>horn</em> →). </p>
<p> <b>Nipple News:</b> with words printed T-shirts for women. </p>
<p> <b>Ear-from-dog:</b> dog, his ears were cut off. </p>
<p> <b>Ear-cutter:</b> Man → <em>ear-from</em> sections of the <em>dog&#39;s</em> ears. </p>
<p><blink></blink> <b>Okrakel:</b> octopus, the outcome of football matches correctly predicts the. </p>
<p> <b>Break-pee:</b> Tomislav Piplica, Keeper of Energie Cottbus. </p>
<p> <b>Pope envious brethren:</b> papst critical Christians. </p>
<p> <b>Pasta Schnute:</b> mouth of an Italian. </p>
<p> <b>Penis attack:</b> exposure of a male sexual organ late at night on TV. </p>
<p><blink></blink> <b>Penis rumor mad:</b> (also <b>penis appendage, mad)</b> in the Internet emerged and with dubious sources substantiating the claim that the singer Lady Gaga has (also) a male sex organ. </p>
<p> <b>Penis victims:</b> Chavdar Yankov. </p>
<p> <b>Pervert, coward:</b> Defendant (because of sexual abuse of minors), who hides his face from photographers. </p>
<p> <b>Pete Drogerty:</b> Pete Doherty. </p>
<p> <b>Pooh-League:</b> Soccer League. </p>
<p> <b>Ugh professionals:</b> Bundesliga soccer players who commit fouls hidden. </p>
<p> <b>Ugh scandal</b> controversial &quot;Struwwelpeter&quot; stage version at the Berlin Carrousel Theatre. </p>
<p> <b>Pooh-TV:</b> British TV show &quot;The Farm&quot;. </p>
<p> <b>Botch-girl:</b> Young Woman After failed <s>Dutton-horns-bells sparkling sugar-bags-chest</s> surgery. </p>
<p> <b>Pilzminator:</b> U.S. politician and former &quot;Terminator&quot; actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, sold villa a mold infestation was found in his. </p>
<p> <b>Pipi-bomb:</b> sewage, the frozen state from the defective board toilet <em>pee</em> a → <em>jets</em> discharged into. </p>
<p> <b>Pipi-Counterfeiting:</b> Replacing a urine sample to urine from an external genitals attached to the plastic bag. </p>
<p> Pipi-Jet: Aircraft, whose escape from defective effluent Bordtoillete (→ <em>pee-bomb).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Pee monitoring:</b> urine sample for doping control (→ <em>cheating fly).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Babble-Assi:</b> assistant coach Roland Koch. </p>
<p> <b>Bust-swank-Sheikh, of:</b> (aka <b>Sheikh Protz)</b> Muhammad ibn Rashid Al Maktoum, Vice President of the United Arab Emirates. </p>
<p> <b>Pocasso</b> (also <b>mmendorf-Po, Po Po Vinci</b> and <b>Toulouse-utrec):</b> tattoo on his rump. </p>
<p> <b>Poland Schumi:</b> Robert Kubica, Poland Formula 1 driver. </p>
<p> <b>Pop-Titan Dieter</b> Bohlen. </p>
<p> <b>Popo Alert:</b> posting photos scantily clad women (→ <em>Breast-alarm).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Popo-life, mean:</b> coccyx fracture. </p>
<p> <b>Porn relapse, severe</b> (also: <b>sleazy-relapse, shattering):</b> &quot;FHM&quot; column of a former porn actress on &quot;erotic experience with colored men&quot; (&quot;Picture&quot;). </p>
<p> <b>Porn suspect: the</b> presumption that illustrations are soft candy packaging to constitute sexual acts. </p>
<p> <b>Prince Delay:</b> Lukas Podolski as a substitute. </p>
<p> <b>Prince Peng:</b> Lukas Podolski. </p>
<p> <b>Prince Peng, smaller:</b> Louis Podolski, son of Lukas Podolski. </p>
<p> <b>Princess of the High Kull</b> von Hohenzollern, whose right nipple by the slipping of her dress at the dance for a short time to see Princess Maja was (→ <em>sugar cube).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Prof. Kara-Flex,</b> with the slang terms from the hand and Heimwerkermillieu little familiar anecdotes Hellmuth Karasek. </p>
<p> <b>Eight thrashing of Istanbul</b> (also called <b>&quot;whipping Eight of Turkey against Switzerland&quot;):</b> violence among soccer players after a World Cup qualifier (→ <em>&quot;Turkish sinner&quot;)</em> </p>
<p> <b>Spanking Night of Potsdam, who:</b> attack on the German-Ethiopian Ermyas M. </p>
<p> <b>Spanking-Prince:</b> originally Ernst-August of Hanover, as well, Harry Windsor and Frederic von Anhalt. </p>
<p> <b>Spanking-Turk:</b> Özalan Alpay, see also <b>corporal Minister</b> (Chris Palmer), a <b>beating-gauchos</b> (Argentine national football team of 2006), a <b>beating-Model</b> (May Andersen), <b>beating men</b> and <b>beaten girl</b> (various) and → <em>spanking-Prince.</em> </p>
<p> <b>Pummelnaldo:</b> Brazilian soccer player Ronaldo Luis Nazario de Lima to weight gain. </p>
<p> <b>Pummel-goal:</b> successful kicks of the Brazilian soccer player Ronaldo Luis Nazario de Lima, despite being overweight. </p>
<p> <b>Depp tire:</b> Michelin motorsport director Pierre Dupasquier-. </p>
<p> <b>renowned:</b> controversial. </p>
<p> <b>Wheelchair-girl:</b> 30-year-old rheumatoid patient. </p>
<p> <b>Wheelchair singer:</b> Volksmusikinterpretin paralyzed. </p>
<p> <b>&quot;Sahara-sex&quot;:</b> sexual intercourse with outside temperatures of up to 37 degrees Celsius. </p>
<p><blink></blink> <b>Sarrazin country:</b> the district with a very high proportion of people with immigrant backgrounds, especially Muslims. </p>
<p> <b>SAT 1-Baby:</b> fetus of a fellow in the Department Sat.1 &quot;Show &amp; Entertainment&quot;, the RTL chief Marc Conrad was allegedly fathered. </p>
<p> <b>Shameless couple:</b> couple, who announced during his participation in the RTL2-Show &quot;Big Brother&quot; to want to father a child. </p>
<p> <b>Foam bells</b> breasts of the singer Britney Spears (→ <em>horns).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Referee woman</b> referee. </p>
<p> <b>Bad Spelling Reform: Spelling</b> Reform. </p>
<p> <b>Schleck case:</b> welcome kiss between Dieter Thomas Heck and Jürgen Drews. </p>
<p> <b>Panties Grandpa:</b> married 59-year-old who buys lingerie secretly and bears. </p>
<p> <b>schmidtzig:</b> the most important criterion for evaluating the Sat.1 show &quot;Anke Late Night&quot;. </p>
<p> <b>Sniff-virus: a</b> pathogen that the &quot;evil floating around&quot; and sauerkraut can be combated with the consumption. </p>
<p> <b>Willy-Woods</b> Eldrick &quot;Tiger&quot; Woods (→ <em>Tiger Woods syndrome).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Schnitzel-Stefan:</b> suspected Zechpreller, whose favorite dish &quot;with chips or pork with a thick rind and a lot of mustard&quot; should be. </p>
<p> <b>Cheating whores:</b> the &quot;fake sex&quot; practice prostitution. </p>
<p> <b>Cheating Pinkler:</b> jmd that a urine sample to urine foreign a plastic bag attached to the genitals exchanges (→ <em>Pee forgery).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Cheating Urine</b> → <em>Pee forgery.</em> </p>
<p> <b>Schwarz-Rot-Geil:</b> 1) positive national feeling 2) Germany (today against Georgia, he wants to &#39;Schwarz-Rot-Geil&#39; shoot for &quot;). </p>
<p> <b>Schweinirei:</b> Foul by Bastian Schweinsteiger. </p>
<p> <b>Naval battle:</b> neighborhood dispute over the length of Wolfgang Joop&#39;s jetty. </p>
<p> <b>Champagne Display:</b> jmd public pour champagne over his head. </p>
<p> <b>Champagne-politician</b> (→ <b>champagne stop):</b> CDU economy senator who jmd champagne poured over his head publicly. </p>
<p> <b>Send stalling for time:</b> Repeats in public television. </p>
<p> <b>sexeln:</b> kissing, hugging. </p>
<p> <b>Sex-blackmail</b> sales negotiations over the price of nude photo negatives. </p>
<p> <b>Sex-whore:</b> wife, (as usual whores or prostitutes, the sexual activities for remuneration other offer) offers to sexual activities for remuneration. </p>
<p> <b>Sex teacher:</b> (any) teacher, a student (or the father of a student) involved in sexual acts with was (not to be confused with <em>Sexlehrerin).</em> </p>
<p><blink></blink> <b>Sex-tragedy</b> of a situation mature lady polar bear, polar bears are not yet sexually mature bulls with an attempt to bandeln. </p>
<p> <b>Sing-accident:</b> Text weakness in the public singing of the German national anthem. </p>
<p> <b>Single:</b> People in a solid relationship, but unmarried. </p>
<p> <b>SMSeln:</b> flirt via SMS. </p>
<p> <b>Current rage:</b> imputed injustice in energy prices. </p>
<p> <b>Super-cop: (1)</b> Lee Paige, investigators from the U.S. Anti-Drug Enforcement Administration, &quot;Picture&quot; and &quot;police-jerk&quot; called <b>&quot;(2.)</b> Wolfgang Geier, Deputy Chief Constable at Police Headquarters Mittelfranken,&quot; Image also &quot;a specialist in hopeless cases&quot; referred to. </p>
<p> <b>SNN:</b> Short for &quot;short nipple-news&quot; (→ <em>Nipple News).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Soup Sylvie: Former</b> MTV presenter Sylvie van der Vaart, by their football-playing husband Rafael Holland in an advertising contract with Knorr has been completed together. </p>
<p> <b>Tanga-grabbing, perverse:</b> Man, the girls in the crotch of the underpants or engages (→ <em>Tanga-terror).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Tanga-terror:</b> girls underwear, to a pop star&#39;s fans by posting the same will be of. </p>
<p> <b>Breast phone:</b> phone number labeled with cleavage. </p>
<p> <b>Tequila-boy:</b> 16-year-old, who, after alcohol (tequila) had drunk larger quantities, about a month from the effects of alcohol poisoning died later (→ <em>vodka girls).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Terror-widow:</b> (Islamic) suicide bomber, whose husband died in the war. </p>
<p> <b>Tiger Woods syndrome:</b> sex addiction. </p>
<p> <b>Death-mother:</b> term for a woman who had become public in the most recent (or &quot;picture&quot; made ​​public) case with the violent death of a child&#39;s own strafrechlich relevant connection can be made ​​(or picture &quot;is taken&quot; by ). </p>
<p> <b>Death Pfleger:</b> → <em>Tot-spatter.</em> </p>
<p> <b>Tomato Referee:</b> Knut Kircher, referee. </p>
<p> <b>Totraser:</b> jmd, fatal car accident causes. </p>
<p> <b>Tot-spatter nurses,</b> of patients with drug kills. </p>
<p> <b>Young tears (tears</b> and <b>child):</b> the one-year Sudanese Abdelsalam photographed in a refugee camp in Chad. </p>
<p> <b>Tear-war</b> custody process in which one of the contending parties leave the courtroom in tears. </p>
<p> <b>Tsunami child German:</b> Since a tsunami in the Indian Ocean from their parents missing girl. </p>
<p> <b>Turkey-Virus:</b> The Central Asian-derived pathogen H5N1, commonly known as &quot;bird flu&quot; known. </p>
<p> <b>Turks sinner</b> → <em>&quot;beating-Turk&quot;</em> </p>
<p> <b>TV-Titan:</b> Thomas Gottschalk. </p>
<p> <b>Unterpfotung:</b> an employment contract by and for Daisy, the dog of the late Rudolph Moshammer. </p>
<p> <b>Moving boxes gorilla (Gorilla</b> also <b>move from the chest, moving gorilla)</b> Gorilla Young, which changes the zoo. </p>
<p> <b>Uuuupsala-beautiful-view-are-you-so:</b> Breasts of Britney Spears. </p>
<p> <b>Holiday-travel-Minister:</b> SPD-politician who had encouraged the Germans that they should &quot;take a holiday in doubt do without to provide for later.&quot; </p>
<p> <b>Venus-antler:</b> symmetrical tattoo below the navel. </p>
<p> <b>sue</b> Show. </p>
<p> <b>Versexen:</b> Look from American Idol winner Elli change. </p>
<p> <b>Water Schweini:</b> Bastian Schweinsteiger, a water-skiing at Laienpaparazzo photographed. </p>
<p> <b>wegsexen:</b> permissive occurrence gain a competitive advantage by. </p>
<p> <b>Vortex</b> (also <b>giant vortex</b> / <b>vortex-Sex</b> / <b>Love eddy</b> / <b>eddy porn</b> / <b>Baby vertebrae):</b> facts, the &quot;image&quot; on at least two days reported (→ <em>all of Germany).</em> </p>
<p> <b>Vodka Girl</b> (crash-girl also): 14-year-old, after the <em>tequila boys</em> → larger amounts of alcohol (vodka) drunk and had a few days with suspected alcohol poisoning several days in hospital. </p>
<p> <b>Hiss-and-off-Polo:</b> VW Polo GTI. </p>
<p> <b>Zombie Killer:</b> running amok in a theme <b>party. Sugar cube</b> right breast of the photo model Naomi <b>Campbell. Between pubic bone and sparkling bells</b> belly <em>whistle. Thanks also to the many!</em></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Press Council&#39;s complaints-for &#34;image&#34; The Berlin District Court certified the &#34;Bild&#34; newspaper in late 2002 that it was &#34;judicial notice&#34; that they are often published personal rights contributions, &#34;&#34; injury often even the privacy of those concerned. &#34;The judge imputed editor Kai Diekmann and the newspaper a calculus behind the rights violations: they were seeking [...]]]></description>
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<p> The Berlin District Court certified the &quot;Bild&quot; newspaper in late 2002 that it was &quot;judicial notice&quot; that they are often published personal rights contributions, &quot;&quot; injury often even the privacy of those concerned. &quot;The judge imputed editor Kai Diekmann and the newspaper a calculus behind the rights violations: they were seeking &quot;deliberately an economic benefit from the infringement of personal rights of others.&quot; <span id="more-8"></span></p>
<p> Responsible for complaints about newspaper articles &#8211; apart from legal action &#8211; the Press Council, the Voluntary Control of the print media. His options are minimal: it may make notes, disapproval, public and non-public reprimands. They are all consequences. Public complaints, however, should be published by the alleged print medium. It does not, however, has no consequences. </p>
<p> criticized than average tendency to the &quot;image&quot; is newspaper. She pulls out the complaints obviously no consequences and commit many violations again and again. </p>
<p> We document all public and non-public complaints of the &quot;Bild&quot; newspaper from 2002 until 2007: </p>
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<li> Rügen 2002 </li>
<li> Rügen 2003 </li>
<li> Rügen 2004 </li>
<li> Rügen 2005 </li>
<li> Rügen 2006 </li>
<li> Rügen 2007 </li>
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<p> <em>For orders placed through the Amazon links sale price will at least five percent of the picture to blog.</em> </p>
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<td> Henschel, author of the momentous article on the fictional failed penis-extension of Kai Diekmann, has written a kind of XXL version of its billing in the &quot;Mercury&quot; with &quot;image&quot;. The &quot;Titanic&quot; &#8211; and &quot;Taz&quot; author promises to &quot;trade secrets of the Bild-Zeitung&quot; betray. This means: He takes detailed daily wickedness, Sexfixiertheit and hypocrisy of the newspaper, describing the deal stunned at how supposedly serious people with this &quot;Sexual gossip cesspool&quot; engage many <b>€. 14.00</b> <span id="more-7"></span></p>
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<td> &quot;What journalists should know about blogs and their makers.&quot; In his diploma thesis gives an overview of the Armborst development of blogs in Germany and worldwide. With a survey he has investigated drive, self-understanding and ethics of bloggers and their relationship to journalism. A calm and exciting, rested and current introduction to the world of blogs &#8211; not just for journalists <b>€. 14.90</b> </p>
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<td> In her thesis, the journalism student investigated based on specific cases, such as &quot;image&quot; in the 90s dealt with personal rights &#8211; with destructive results: So is the &quot;tendency to prejudice&quot; as ever. &quot;Image&quot; an active business operated with death, especially the suicide of people. And have shown &quot;an unshakable confidence in the violation of personal rights and honor and a completely careless handling of the truth.&quot; Frightening, absolutely readable work. <b>€ 45.00</b> </p>
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<td> Four months working undercover as Günter Wallraff 1977 &quot;Hans Esser&quot; in the Hanoverian Bild editorial board. In this book he describes the methods worked there, opinion made and the facts were distorted. Almost three decades later date and frightening. <b>€ 6.90</b> </td>
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<td> &quot;This book is about the arbitrariness of a power that is removed from any democratic control. It shows how people are mocked in the everyday story lies. And it shows how people are driven from the picture into the death.&quot; In 1979 Günter Wallraff again describes the methods of the newspaper and told how his image &quot;after the publication of&quot; The lead story &quot;has added the&quot;. <b>€ 6.50</b> </p>
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<td> Wallraff third &quot;image&quot; newspaper book is a compilation of material documents, case studies, self-reports of experiences and a chronicle of Springer-Verlag. <b><em>Buy Used</em></b> </p>
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<td> &quot;People and plot of this story are fictitious. Should have resulted in the description of certain journalistic practices are similar to the practices of &quot;Bild&quot;-Zeitung, these similarities intended or accidental, but inevitable. &quot;Heinrich Böll written in 1974 the story of how the News of the bourgeois life of a young woman destroyed. <b>6 €</b> </p>
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<td> Movie Movie (1975) by Boll&#39;s novel with Angela Winkler, Mario Adorf, directed by Schlondorff and Margarethe von Trotta. Volker <b>19.90 €</b> </td>
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<td> Audio Book (2005) by Boll&#39;s novel of Catherine and Hannelore Hoger Zapatka as spokespersons. <b>€ 7.95</b> </td>
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<td> The former Stern&#39;s chief editor Michael Jürgens wrote in 1995 a biography of Axel Springer and recorded with many anecdotes rather than analytically entertaining a contradictory image of the equally ambitious and quirky publisher. <b>€ 8.95</b> </td>
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<td> ARD two-parter by Bernd Böhlich on the book by Michael Jürgens with Heiner Lauterbach as Axel Springer. </p>
<p> <b>15.99 €</b> </td>
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<td> Scientific work that explores the values ​​that gave it the Springer press, especially in the early years of the Federal Republic. The author shows how the conservative national mindset in publishing in the 60s, setting out as the only valid point and he forcefully against the changing values ​​of the company balked. <b>€ 49.80</b> </td>
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<td> The Hamburg lawyer, former counsel of the &quot;mirror&quot; and director of the Press Council, clears the doubt of journalism. When should you make things public when naming names? How do you deal with dubious sources, which noted the publication of photos in? <b>12.50 €</b> </td>
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<td> The German Press and the Institute are to encourage young journalistic editor of this book, the practical advice for everyday life will give the editorial. In the first part describe their personal well-known journalists border experiences in the second, concrete examples from the work of the Press Council discussed. <b>€ 19.90</b> </p>
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		<description><![CDATA[In their own right: The image-blog-spot Link: sevenload.com Pictures of the shooting with thanks to all who have helped us, and very special thanks to Anke E., Mary H. Christoph, Tim S., and (in alphabetical order) Tobi B., Alexander D., Chris G., Ralf G., Michael L. and Sascha L. We can hardly believe it. Supplement [...]]]></description>
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<p> Link: sevenload.com </p>
<p> <b>Pictures of the shooting</b> <em>with thanks to all who have helped us, and very special thanks to Anke E., Mary H. Christoph, Tim S., and (in alphabetical order) Tobi B., Alexander D., Chris G., Ralf G., Michael L. and Sascha L. We can hardly believe it.</em> <span id="more-6"></span></p>
<p> <b>Supplement 24 August.</b> Meanwhile, there is also a statement from the &quot;Bild&quot;-Zeitung to our commercial. Spokesman Dirk Meyer-Bosse told the media magazine &quot;Responsible&quot; (pdf): </p>
<blockquote><p> &quot;Lie This is a well-made commercial, of course, we have also laughed about it and he lives but of the old prejudice that IMAGE would -.. What a funny repeat not, however, also true is Our legal department routinely tested whether there may be trademark issues are touched . </p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Relevant information If you in &#34;image&#34;, in &#34;Spiegel Online&#34;, RTL, or in other media, noticed something that seems questionable to you? Because you know that it is not true? Because you think it is somehow keep very, very unlikely? As in other media as something else? Or because journalistic standards are violated, people are wronged, [...]]]></description>
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<p> If you in &quot;image&quot;, in &quot;Spiegel Online&quot;, RTL, or in other media, noticed something that seems questionable to you? Because you know that it is not true? Because you think it is somehow keep very, very unlikely? As in other media as something else? Or because journalistic standards are violated, people are wronged, or potentially violate the Press Code? <span id="more-5"></span></p>
<p> Then send us any useful information either through the form below (anonymously) or sachdienliche_hinweise@bildblog.de! </p>
<p> Links to relevant articles and other online sources available, but also scans and (read) digital photos of these reports are always welcome. </p>
<p> <b>Note:</b> We are pleased about every note and read them all. We ask for your understanding that we unfortunately can not answer every whistleblower, if his case is not published at the picture blog. </p>
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		<description><![CDATA[From BILDblog is picture blog for all Do not be alarmed: BILDblog changed. But we remain true. From picture blog picture blog on Monday for all. We look beyond the &#34;Picture&#34; and also take us well as other media. You deserve it. It is not that we would have ended the matter. We do have [...]]]></description>
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<p> Do not be alarmed: BILDblog changed. But we remain true. </p>
<p> From picture blog <strong>picture blog</strong> on Monday <strong>for all.</strong> We look beyond the &quot;Picture&quot; and also take us well as other media. You deserve it. <span id="more-4"></span></p>
<p> It is not that we would have ended the matter. We do have the impression that the number of particularly blatant fabrications in &quot;Picture&quot; is gone for some time back, and the new Unterhaltungsschef seems less extortionate methods of obtaining information set, and Bild.de is no longer quite the surreptitious advertising portal that it once was. </p>
<p> On the other hand, there is little sign that would be &quot;image&quot; has become in essence a better newspaper and had suddenly developed respect for things as strange as the truth or the moral rights of people. </p>
<p> But we never went only to the &quot;Bild&quot;-Zeitung, but their power as (despite everything), widely read and taken important key medium. From the outset of our work is the sentence: &quot;What today is in &#39;image&#39;, tomorrow is everywhere.&quot; In the past four and a half years we have tells a lot about what is so &#39;in&#39; image &#39;is. Now we feel like ourselves to the &quot;everywhere&quot; to turn. </p>
<p> When shooting rampage in Winnenden not only the &quot;Bild&quot;-Zeitung pointed with their mixture of sloppiness and lack of scruples in its true colors. The coverage of many other media about this event was pathetic. On Sunday, tried the &quot;Bild am Sonntag newspaper, to do with personal pictures of the victims on the front page edition &#8211; on Monday appeared to the&quot; Focus &quot;with nearly identical covers. TV stations exceeded many boundaries. The &quot;Welt am Sonntag newspaper published a large photograph of a boy and gave the impression that if they were the bombers &#8211; that it was just an innocent visitor to the memorial service, the tide turned in retrospect not clear, and demands ignored the editor Thomas Schmid simple. </p>
<p> There are many examples of how German media of their responsibility not meet. Often lack even the simple willingness to correct their own mistakes. Falling advertising revenue and media upheaval threaten the very quality: The temptation is growing to beef with subliminal advertising revenue, lack the money or staff to write off not only articles from colleagues or PR people, but to investigate itself. It has never been so easy for misinformation to find widespread use in a short time. </p>
<p> What we want to set against this is the same as before: reconnaissance. We believe that it helps to make the mistakes and pitfalls related &#8211; the small margins and large disinformation. Make it clear how important it is to invest in quality. </p>
<p> Last December, we have the concept of &quot;picture blog for all&quot; tried it and, among other reports, such as the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung &quot;campaigns in the travel section for Lufthansa and&quot; Spiegel Online &quot;in the auto parts for Audi, as the&quot; Remscheid General-Anzeiger &quot;in the experiment fails to educate about HIV and AIDS, and how the&quot; mirror &quot;klittert history to humor to make for an economic stimulus program. On this experiment we want to continue on Monday. And we are in the process as in the past, need your help. Please support us by <b>&quot;relevant evidence&quot;</b> if you notice any errors and false reports, in whatever medium. Under the old picture blog&#39;s motto: &quot;The small sights and the great curse.&quot; </p>
<p> Stefan Niggemeier Heinser and Luke are as usual here, come join the team of freelance journalists, bloggers and journalists Christian Jakubetz trainers. The name we want to maintain visual blog because, for the kind of non-ideological media criticism is that we want to continue to cultivate. It is feared that the &#39;image&#39; is also played a major role in the future. </p>
<p> Thank you for the sensational support over the past nearly five years! We hope you stay with us. </p>
<p> <em>Still on the subject:</em> </p>
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<li> The &quot;Taz&quot; on the new picture blog: &quot;Stay different&quot; </li>
<li> Christoph Schultheis said &quot;time line&quot; as to why he has abandoned building blog and what he brings with him </li>
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